is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
