i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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