Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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