I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my being single is dangerous.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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