i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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