Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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