I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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