You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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