I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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