does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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