Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Someone signed my nipple.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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