Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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