is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
