is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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