Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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