I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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