I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
