so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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