Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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