I'm gonna have a badass scar
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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