We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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