I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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