My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sorry my hands just texted you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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