yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
