i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm both gender and math confused
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