if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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