question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
our cab driver is having phone sex.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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