If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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