He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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