Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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