it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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