He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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