Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
