you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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