Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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