we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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