God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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