Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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