i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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