can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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