I smell stomach acid.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The police scanner is talking about you again....
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
