:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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