But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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