last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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