Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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