I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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