hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Did I show you my penis last night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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