p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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