i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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