and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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