i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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