No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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