I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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