He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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