If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I need moral support for this bender
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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